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Exist Demotivational Poster


ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville ***ist ***ism
Rating: 3.08/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


CHAUVINISM -


TAGS: ***ist light bulbs
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:16 am
ROFL! 5 plus 1,000!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:36 pm
Brutal! 5L


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


FEAR -


TAGS: exists in the mind
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 6:55 am

Btw....nice one LA.
Reality Lord - December 11, 2011, 3:50 pm

nice smack hammy. not much to add. the site has most definatel;y changed since its creation and a broader spectrum now applies. now, if you'd like to test policy i don't believe comments is where to do it. address mr m or the mods through pm's...and ty
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:19 pm
Get em hammy! True Art has no restrictions, test the boundaries and reap the rewards. (yes you can quote me)
Hawamleh - December 9, 2011, 3:51 am
IMHO I've seen a million of you come and go, you come around a bit, hate for a while, and you're forgotten, so unless you do something that makes you worthwhile, then rant all you want, we've heard it a million times.
caveman - December 8, 2011, 9:19 pm
This poster may not be Demotivational to the fullest extent, but it sure as hell isn't motivational IMO.
crankyhead - December 8, 2011, 3:57 pm
Mallee, maybe you should try creating a poster or two before you start criticizing those who do. You'll find that your opinions about the nature of this site will get a whole lot more respect from the people who participate here, once you participate too
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 7:37 am
They have wrenches in your size too
mallee - December 8, 2011, 6:28 am
Thank you for your fulsome helpfulness, oh superior one. Your response just about sums up the attitude of smugness about this site. Will you be my guru?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:16 am
They sell bulbs at the hardware store
mallee - December 8, 2011, 3:05 am
I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a smartarse or to be rude. But how is this DEmotivational? So much of the content of this site is purely MOTIVATIONAL unless I'm missing something... Please, enlighten me.


MISLEADING -


TAGS: might be a little ***ist of me
Rating: 4.39/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:53 pm
Thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:38 pm
Amsome! What kinda ignorant timmy voted this down!
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:36 pm
Thanks LD
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:16 am
OMFGLMFAO! 5 Shiny Lions!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:30 pm
5 more lions for CANADA.
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 2:02 pm
Brilliant!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 2:13 am
http://www.motifake.com/clearance-sale-demotivational-poster-21168.html....might help explain
RAWR - January 19, 2010, 2:09 am
my innocence protects me. yet i want to know... ????
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:57 pm
lol, thank you miss!
thatonechick - January 18, 2010, 11:52 pm
You're a sick, sick man. 5L from thatonebleedingchick. :S
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:47 pm
And this is only a joke. I don't condone abuse
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:44 pm
thank you sir!
ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 11:13 pm
Tee hee hee. 5 chunks o' soap.


19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.


TAGS: ***ist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.78/5

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HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am
What you g** now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am
d*** she made her self not h**.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!


GOD - See, he does exist


TAGS: god exists
Rating: 3.53/5

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Pinakolata - November 5, 2011, 6:48 am
What took so long. - Satan


GORDON RAMSAY - He can shout, scream and swear as much as he wants in order to try and butch up, but the fact of the matter is, he is still doing a woman's job.


TAGS: gordon ramsey ***ist
Rating: 2.44/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 26, 2010, 12:36 pm
A womans job? The best chefs in history have been men.
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 10:57 am
What a shallow comment.
Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 1:54 am
He may be doing a woman's job, but at least he is making a ****load of money doing it.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Three, he has a purdy mouth. No?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:40 pm
I resemble that remark.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Two, what are you doing here, you doughnut?
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:36 pm
One, I've met him before... Very nice guy. And as far as a woman's job... I'm happiest in the kitchen.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:21 am
I used to hate this guy. Screaming and all that crap on Hell's kitchen. I watched an episode of Kithchen Nightmares and now I'm a big fan. The guy knows his **** and actually has a heart. So I'munna give this one a 1. (It's funny though KFD)


CREATION -


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.


HAND OF GOD -


TAGS: god exists ftw
Rating: 2.7/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 1, 2010, 7:20 am
I like the reversal of the normal 'Where is your god now' posters.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:26 pm
Dude, I only see you pop up when the word evolution is involved in a poster.
matt28 - October 31, 2010, 2:16 pm
Still waiting for someone to explain exactly what evolution has to do with astrophysics.
deoradh - October 31, 2010, 8:42 am
Leaving you behind
boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:17 am
still sitting around being a theory


I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me


TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.23/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
My guess would be bre*** cancer.


BROADS -




LOVE IS A BLACK HOLE -




REBELLION -


TAGS: rebellion exist free
Rating: 4.82/5

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slutwalk - June 3, 2011, 11:41 pm
dang it all .. if these women would be dressed properly instead of like common ho's ... they would not be in stocks ... check it out
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 4:59 pm
I didn't get it, but let me feather this out. I'm in the military, and i've been accused of being a rebel, and had EOC complaints again st me for following the rules and S.O.P's.
Feasibly - June 1, 2011, 8:44 pm
I'm not sure if you meant this one to be funny, but it struck me as hilariou5
house - June 1, 2011, 8:13 pm
WOW !! Love it 5 stockade blocks for you
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:48 pm
Superb. 5L


THE CAVEMAN INSTINCT - It still exists !!




You Can Sartre It Out -


TAGS: existentialism
Rating: 4.84/5

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GaryO - April 24, 2013, 10:56 pm
This is beyond demotifake. It should be handsomely framed and hung on a fine wall, a very fine wall. 5L
TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2013, 6:12 pm
The worst puns are the ones you didn't think of first.


CRYING -




Mankind's Greatest Achievement -


TAGS: our greatest achievement of the 21st century is the fact that we exist at all
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm
Precisely! (A more evilish grin with a hint of gettin' lucky look in the eyes)
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 2:47 pm

Yeah--but everybody knows they can:t fight. (Evil grin)
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:12 pm
You certainly are awful...you forgot the 2 boy toys that I have on studded collars and leashes...geez lg's get with the program girl...hehe!
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:11 pm
Thank you Ugs!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:59 pm

The Manitoban Marvel sounds like a professional wrestler. I can see it now: Rinestone wristlets, matching mask. Satin unitard~~all pink with black lettering~~in script. Course that ahrdly matters. Pro wrestling fans don't read, do they...I'm awful!~
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:44 am
Yet another Manitoban Marvel, Pwissy. 5L for this!
MissPriss - September 12, 2013, 11:18 pm
How true...wonder which achievement will finally be our last. Thanks for the 5L vulture.
vulture - September 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
I'd agree with that. I was (pleasantly) surprised when we got through the cold war, Cuban missile crisis, pollution.... 5L


IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS... -




Existentialism -




Epic city -


TAGS: city ph**oshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?


SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: special purpose creation existence
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - November 26, 2011, 8:37 am
Itchy trigger finger
MPsniper - November 26, 2011, 8:16 am
now, back to question #1... why did you misspell "place"?


REALITY -


TAGS: reality existential perception singular ponder
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Perception isn't reality. A punch in the nose is reality... whatever led up to it was the fault of your perception of reality.
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 4:08 pm
then my reality is nothing ?
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:06 am
Be kind to a 15 yr old kid from Jordan. I bet he hasn't even tried to divide by zero yet!
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 10:00 am
what do you need elaboration on Hammy? your perception IS your reality
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 9:58 am
elaborate anyone ?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 9:11 am

pretty deep thought
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Bravo. I'd like to see more scientific ironies. Sometimes reality is funnier than any fictional plot.


LIFE -


TAGS: time past pre post existing condition future joke biohazard caution sign human destiny
Rating: 3.17/5

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okami - December 3, 2009, 6:42 pm
pretty well sums up the insurance company-GOP position, I'd say. . .


GUERILLA - Pwning the US Army since... well, since it exists


TAGS: pwning us army well since it exists
Rating: 2/5
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
like others said due we won our freedom with it. but you do sort of have a point. all the forces depicted here did use guerilla tactics and they all put up a good fight, but they did not pwn
mr. me - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
M134D Gatling Gun...fires 3000 rounds per second.. 50 caliber armor p******* rounds... ak47 sukka****...research your ****... dumbass...
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:15 am
Okay genius: So what's the current ratio of Taliban-AQ dead to US-NATO forces? What? We've killed more than 10x their number you say? I thought so...now sit down and STFU Timmy.
galen066 - August 9, 2009, 7:50 pm
@Agent K - yeah, that's why the US/NATO forces are pinned down in fortress town and have to move out in company force just to go the drugstore.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
also for the record we are kicking a** in Iraq and Afghanistan despite what MSNBC and CNN would have you believe...also this poster is just full of fail.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
yup and our thanks to the native Americans for teaching them to us was the ra** and pillage of their culture and land!
Mr. Nemo - August 9, 2009, 2:15 pm
Sorry to tell this little secret but Guerilla tactics is how we won our freedom in the first place.
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 6:23 am
In sequence=got thier land,killed 2million,and bail them out of firefights. nuff said.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Dumbass, the Guerilla's always LOSE against the U.S army in the wartime after 9/11 till now the Guerillas haven't been able to launch ONE attack on america
W - April 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
Spanish invented it to fight Napoleon. The Moar you know.
lol - December 6, 2008, 2:58 pm
wow the op is a f***ing douche
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:16 pm
Motifake needs to crack down on the troll posters.
Roamer - July 18, 2008, 10:29 pm
Seriously, I hate when people who are (most likely) American completely fail basic US history; We USED guerrilla warfare in the Revolutionary War. Enjoy your fail and have some AIDS for desert.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:46 pm
Your history is as good as your English.


IT - exists




the moment of clarity -


TAGS: existentialism stoners
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:05 am
Dead a** on a 5er
concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:04 am
dead a** on a 5er
Reality Lord - July 11, 2014, 10:17 pm

Labrador if i remember.
Cannabal - July 11, 2014, 9:05 pm
Dats some heavy ****, man.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:55 pm
Me lord...you're the Cheech to my Chong dude!


uniformity -


TAGS: better existence
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:18 am
Who’s yer therapist, Missy? Pretty sure I need one now.
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:54 am
5L Sho! Wish I could get the therapist to understand that.


SOMETIMES A TIE IS JUST A TIE -


TAGS: vintage ***ist advertisement humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 2:18 pm

Sorry I didn't make the sub-text lighter. Glad I found this old ad.
Reality Lord - June 24, 2013, 12:26 pm

how the times have changed. ahhhh the good ole days


country clubs -


TAGS: golf country club ***ist elitist bigot
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2013, 1:27 am
Sweet irony.
EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2013, 6:22 pm
On the golf course, they dress like Filipinos.


HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...




Existentialism -


TAGS: existentialism comprehension transscendent death atrocious
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 9:01 pm
My old cat died in front of me. One never forgets those dying eyes; pupils gradually grow larger, almost as if she's staring into some void - staring into God knows what. It really i5 freaky.


WISDOM - Know when to walk away, and know when to run.




Insecure Women -




AGDANIELE - the recording years (short lived)


TAGS: that niche doesn t exist
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:36 pm
LMAO!


CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!




YOUR BALLS -


TAGS: balls your nonexistant
Rating: 2.09/5

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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:55 am
Before you practice Karate with somebody.............make sure they actually LIKE YOU first.
Random - May 13, 2009, 7:22 pm
Then how do they hurt so much?!


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